OMEED OUHADI'S TOP TEN LIST OF WHAT I LEARNED FROM MY FB FRIENDS!

10. Always read everyone's post, but "LIKE" 10% and comment on less than 5%.

9. Ignore most invites and respond with a safe "MAYBE" to less than 50%.

8. When you get kicked out of a group, just start your own with the same title , but add "NEW" at the beginning of the name.

7. Act like you actually know all five thousand friends, in case you're out of gas and a "FRIEND" lives close.

6. Make dramatic statements that will elicit comments, trapping your friends into an unrelated discussion.

5. Post many pictures of events that your friends were not invited to and talk about the awesomeness of it's occurrence once every century.

4. Masking your personal tragedy in your life by posting pictures of you appearing "Happy"at "Exotic" locations.

3. Fill up your friends feed by posting a weeks worth of shares in under an hour (time me).

2. Ask suggestions on an topic/concern you enjoy them take none of the advice just to re-post the message the week after, but rewording it to appear as a new topic/concern.

1. Teach your friends patience by not responding to their messages for quite some time.

Remember to have fun and sometimes we never meet the people we are suppose to on this planet.  Have fun, hurt none, and help others.  

Thank you!

Actually I have recently been saddened by how long it has been taking people to mature. At one age we use to get married (THIS IS A FACT) now it seems no one wants to marry. When you got married, you had children. I am glad they are allowing anyone who want to marry to marry. I hate when they stop people because of their gender. I am also glad that those who use not to be able to marry are adopting children as well. Then you get married, have children, and have no time to be selfish. Really, you had to grow up, and realize what was important. Now we have a bunch of 14 year old adults running around. Of course some 12 year old girls (I believe as earliest as 10) are going to find a cult and follow it's rules. In our house we have Jesus as our religion of Christianity. We tell our kids about rules and expectations from the new testament. There is this group I was part of, and they put some pictures (they may be fake, but looked like what I would imagine them to look like) of things created by a serial killer using human remains (there victims). I was appalled by it, but the comments were all like, "wow, that must have taken so much time for him to create" (it used parts from multiple victims). "What a work of art, I would so wear that!" I had to say something. I stated Shame. Shame for the lives of the 13 year old females it took, shame for the older lady working the cash register and now is part of the kill count. I did not get one like. I received no comments, but I know those who posted those comments have children of their own.

Two teens stab and try to kill for made up Slender Man

Parenting was different from what I imagined.  Luckily I had some nice children who helped me grow along with them.  One thing that I had difficulty with was interacting.  I can spend as much time as I want with my children, but when I "Parallel" play with them, it kind of defeats the point. You would not want to go over to a friends house who wants to watch a sports game, while you want to watch a VHS TRON movie.  Just writing this post is time I could spend interacting with my children.