OMEED OUHADI'S TOP TEN LIST OF WHAT I LEARNED FROM MY FB FRIENDS!

10. Always read everyone's post, but "LIKE" 10% and comment on less than 5%.

9. Ignore most invites and respond with a safe "MAYBE" to less than 50%.

8. When you get kicked out of a group, just start your own with the same title , but add "NEW" at the beginning of the name.

7. Act like you actually know all five thousand friends, in case you're out of gas and a "FRIEND" lives close.

6. Make dramatic statements that will elicit comments, trapping your friends into an unrelated discussion.

5. Post many pictures of events that your friends were not invited to and talk about the awesomeness of it's occurrence once every century.

4. Masking your personal tragedy in your life by posting pictures of you appearing "Happy"at "Exotic" locations.

3. Fill up your friends feed by posting a weeks worth of shares in under an hour (time me).

2. Ask suggestions on an topic/concern you enjoy them take none of the advice just to re-post the message the week after, but rewording it to appear as a new topic/concern.

1. Teach your friends patience by not responding to their messages for quite some time.

Remember to have fun and sometimes we never meet the people we are suppose to on this planet.  Have fun, hurt none, and help others.  

Thank you!